expected week of confinement?

what the fuck is that all about then? was looking up work maternity leave (26 weeks paid then up to another 26 unpaid. yay.) and it kept going on about the expected week of confinement.

after a bit of googling i finally figured out it meant the week you're due to give birth.

how fucking rubbish does that make it sound?

confinement? do they lock you in a room then? are you under house arrest? is there something people aren't telling me about this pregnancy lark?

fucking lawyer speak. fucking cunting shit.

hmmm, seem to be cross for no apparent reason. deep joy.

i likes the sound of maternity leave. not quite so keen on the whole looking after screaming shitting thing.

i guess they have to sleep sometime tho. probably.

oh fuckady fuck. need a house. need a house big enough for two big people, one little one and up to three cats.

and my cat is gonna have a nervous breakdown so big enough that she can have some space of her own.

and me and the boy need to have a workroom or a shed or something.

and his cats need a garden.

thinking the fact that he all loaded and parents even more so may well come in handy here.

don't want to rent. don't feel safe.

got a letter yesterday saying even tho I'd filled out the contract for the next six months and paid £50 for the privilege the landlord hadn't signed it so i was only on a two month notice period.

fucking a.

renting sucks cause landlords are cunts.

they can't help it, it's probably not even deliberate, it's just the way it is.

blergh.

ah nice nap at lunch. feel better now.

was thinking about sex.

odd how sex that can change everything. sex that's a hobby, that makes me feel better, that makes me feel, that cheers me up, that gives me the only exercise i get.

apparently it can also makes babies.

how weird is that?

and if it's this easy how come i haven't done it before. by accident like?

weirder.

boy kept asking if i was glad it was him. as if it were destined to happen and only the sperm donor was the unknown quantity.

i never thought you had to get pregnant.

he does have a funny way of looking at things.

he said he was glad it was me.

which is nice i guess!

men are funny bunnies :)

or maybe just this man...