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Living the Hard Way. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Channel 136 (7 hours old)

Air guitars on Stun! :>… more

An early carreer choice. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (1 day old)

I was young, bored and without work. I wanted some adventure, excitement and glamour in my life. So I decided to apply to the Secret Services. I wanted to become a spy. But, as with so mu… more

I had to laugh... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

Rupert Murdoch is threatening to stop all his publications appearing in Google News. That will raise the quality of Google News. The bias in his rags does this Australian dinosaur no favours.… more

Strangeness on eBay From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I was about to list some of my old computer science books on eBay, but they wanted me to list them with free postage. I have asked for that in the Post Office before now, but they just laughed. Pre… more

living in hope... From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (2 days old)

I mean, it would be quite funny if "Fuck off spammer" actually appears on the wonderful "popular tags" bit on the front of blog....I mean I type it often enough. Mind you it is getting just sooooo … more

The "Cowell Plot" thickens... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

Now, I should point out that I found this on the Metro website so I can't vouch for it's accuracy. Quite possibly it has no accuracy whatsoever. Interesting if it's true though... http://www.metro.… more

A planet I visited today. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I'm building up to an intellectually stimulating post, by playing a little Spore in between putting stuff on eBay. As you may be able to see, I just terraformed this place to T1 for its inhabitant… more

Hat stand totally From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (2 days old)

Shadoof in one of my favourite words, possibly because of its near onomatopoeia. Also my computer is making a quiet little pinging/whistling sound that is almost exactly like the scanners used by … more

"I never allow myself to look tired..." From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

That skin cream advert with Matthew McConnagay in it is a hoot. It's clearly been done in the time-honoured tradition of shaving adverts dating back to the Seventies. "Grr! Manly! Yes it is! Honest! B… more

A warm and welcoming place.... From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (3 days old)

A luverly fluffy message greeted me just now as I signed on to blog UK "Edit your tags! Due to changes to the tag system some of your tags have been removed. You can edit them here." Er… more

X Factor is getting crappier every week From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (3 days old)

You could argue that it serves me right for watching it but hey, I like trash tv sometimes and X Factor is surely the best in that category. I love the pompousness of it, and the fact that those invol… more

Back from Edinburgh and saw this, so thought I'd steal it. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (4 days old)

Sunday Stealing: The Stolen Sex Meme 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Oh god yes, sorry folks.....it could be you! 2. Sex in the morning, aftern… more

Beware of this one! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (4 days old)

This scam looks quite realistic, and could potentially be VERY nasty indeed. The clickable link goes to somewhere in Russia, that will attempt to run a PHP program on your computer. Avoid!… more

Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (4 days old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (5 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (5 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

More dadness From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (6 days old)

OK, so I've started working part-time this week so I can spend more time looking after Logan. It's brilliant, and I love it, but where the hell does this kid get all that energy from?? He's only 11 mo… more

Dripping sodberry. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (6 days old)

I have been enjoying a rather full on cold of late – NOT flu of swine or any other variety. Later today I will be sharing my germs with a trainload of north bound travellers as I go up to Edinburg… more

I'm keeping this simple for Alan. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (6 days old)

I'm going to keep it simple because Alan Johnson has problems understanding science, evidence, truth, and above all he seems to have enormous difficulty understanding classifications. Or perhaps he is… more

Llandererses Friday Five. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (6 days old)

1. Do you have a favourite part of Autumn? The nuts. Seriously though, I like the fog and the crispness of the air and the colours of the leaves. Living near a forest is good in early Autumn. 2… more

The fuss about tags. From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (7 days old)

I'm a bit baffled, I must confess, at the fury that has broken out here. On occasion, I have pointed out to people that they have forgotten to separate their tags with commas, resulting in a huge tag … more