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Ten best brand names in the world From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 hours old)

Bum - crisps from Spain Cool-Piss - yogurt drink from Korea Crap's - French chocolate Erektus - Romanian energy drink Fanny - strawberry jam from Peru Finger Marie - rich tea biscuits in Sweden … more

Best names for chemicals ever From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (3 hours old)

Arsenolite - cubic arsenic trioxide Dickite - Mineral named after Alan Brugh Dick Fuchsite - green form of Muscovite Fucitol - type of alcohol devived from seaweed Fukalite - mineral found in Fuka… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 hours old)

Tea is for mugs.… more

Children in need From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 hours old)

I wasn't surprised to see that postmen have raised £300,000 for Children in Need. Well they have had a lot of free time lately haven't they. … more

The Sausage problem From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (15 hours old)

One of the items on our breakfast menu this morning is the Scottish delicacy "Breakfast Sausage" - which is a flat square of sausage meat. There has been much fun had trying to say the phrase "Squ… more

That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (16 hours old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (17 hours old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

The Times website is going to charge money... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

The Times website is going to charge money if you want to read it. I read this for nothing, in the Guardian. I have already pointed out that removal of Murdoch's biased reportage will improve the q… more

Inserting extra syllables - the key to talking "Essex" From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (1 day old)

Yup. A linguistic phenomena from the dark lands of Essex/Dagenham is the insertion of an extra syllable in one syllable words. It drives me nuts! For example: Hair is pronounced "hayer" … more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

Rodentic getaway From rowtheboat in Sink or Swim (2 days old)

The French are mad. Not angry (I think that's reserved for the Irish today). But really quite insane. And if you think I'm being unfair, you've obviously never heard of the Villa Hamster. So… more

Annoying Amazon From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (3 days old)

I find them really useful when I'm selling special Lego sets like Cybermaster. So I was cross today when I had an email from them saying some nonsense about how they were having some sort of Christ… more

Language lesson cancelled. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (3 days old)

I was going to give you a quick and pointless lesson on how to speak "Essex" but I have decided to not bother as I am vair tired. So am going to bed. In my bed, from where I am typing this. M… more

Waiting and shopping. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (3 days old)

As I await the arrival of Mr Flatpack and his truck, I have been doing even more shopping on line. A tv bench and dvd player have been purchased but I was annoyed that the TV I added to my basket -… more

Blowing Free From Old-Nick ^Pro in Channel 136 (4 days old)

What the fuck are they wearing! Great song though. :>… more

A true first for me.....and I suppose for you. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (4 days old)

Yes you! Because I hate to leave anyone out. I am just a blessing and a joy to your life pickle, trust me on this one. Anyway, what was I going on about again?..... Oh yes. This here po… more

It's silly of me, but... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (4 days old)

I just can't seem to stop myself commenting on those idiotic, automatically posted Spam blogs. Update: I had an example link here, but Rampage has heroically deleted the blog. Hurrah!… more

I have just ordered... From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (5 days old)

A DVD storage case that can hold 170 DVD's (Hmmmm, might have to order another one) and three modular book cases for my flat. Tomorrow a single bed sized black leather bean bag gets delivered and I… more

New PC and toasty heating. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (5 days old)

Finally the Bod from IT has been and replaced my work PC! He came on Thursday when I was out of the office and he was only two weeks late, but beggars can’t be choosers or whatever. I now no l… more

Cobblers... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (6 days old)

"Project Camelot" is probably the biggest load of silly nonsense I have read in absolutely ages. It's such nonsense I can't be bothered to cut and paste a link. If you have time to waste, find it for … more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (6 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

The sort of Woman that even straight women want ... From Old-Nick ^Pro in Area 136 (7 days old)

A chocolate Goddess. And she tastes Gooooooooooooood! ;)… more

Indians. From Old-Nick ^Pro in Channel 136 (7 days old)

I am posting this to wipe the horrible horrible sound of "Jedwood" out of my brain. Yes Sarah is making us watch the x-factor so I need some thing fast and furious to get rid of the vile aural taste i… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more